Existentalism Tip 1

"This reduction of existence to Nothingness can lead in two directions: it can lead to insisting on the lack of meaning as it does in Satre, in Camus and in atheistic Existentialism; or it can lead toward the queest for a more direct relationship of existence with Being, beyond the constitutive possibilites of existence."

Universe Tip 1

I think the key to human nature lies somewhere in Information Theory and Game Theory. This is not a joke, but you can laugh.

Optimization Tip 1

The soulution of linear programs is said to constitue 25 precent of all the time used by computers to solve scientific problems.

Google Tip 1

thinking of random words and then doing a google image search, is one of the finest pass times a man can have.

Jean Knight Tip 1

Mr. Big Stuff Who do you think you are?
Mr Big Stuff You're never gonna get my love

Speach Tip 1

Hyperbole is even better when employed to the exterem.

Consider

my heart burns with the fire from a thousand suns

Nutrition Tip 2

Green Olives, White Bread, and Cream Cheese minus the crust a fine sandwhich does make.

Movie Tip 1

The US Goverment really needs to have a black ops group dedicated to removing every one involved in movies the likes of "Mr. Deeds" They need to just "make that go away"

Social Tip 1

If your ever traped at a lame party here are some good ways to pass the time.

1) Get Tanked
2) Hang out with a friend
3) Call for a nudie Run
4) Start Getting really eccentric
5) Introduce the Homless person that wandered in to every one.

Style Tip 7

Avoid wearing a bright orange cashmere sweater to a class you haven't been to in 3 plus weeks instead opt for a consertaive hoddie and maybe a get tested for mono button.