Dialouge

1: Why do you not look at me?
2: Because I hate you.
2: I fucking hate you.
2: Go die.

Trip

I went to an museum.
It was empty, so I left.

Ode to a Donald Judd

Ode to a Donald Judd

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Anodized aluminum

Style Tip

Some readers have been asking me what to do if they see an old guy with a really sweet vintage jacket. I find you have three options. Firstly if complement him on it he may just give you the garmet. One can also inquire as to wether his estate plans include the jacket. Finally should these options fail, just push them over grab the jacket and run. With some practice one can do this so as not to damage any awesome vintage clothes.

Stunt Double Tip

One time I feel down the stairs, and it looked like it really hurt, but I didn't really hurt that much.

Job Tip 1

A great Job to have is King, also Prince, Sultan and Duke are admirable professions as well.

Conservation Tip 2

If we ran out of gas we would have to push our cars every where. That would be pretty hard.

Life Tip 4

Karl will be with you always.